16 year old girl from Norway/England - Lesbian Obsessive Sherlockian / Cumberbitch - TEA ADDICT


All right, your way. It always has to be your way!




I know this was pointed out within days (hell, hours) of TEH airing, but I wanted to expand on it a little bit.

Despite Moffat’s recent quote about Sherlock finding no women attractive, I know his (and Gatiss’s) earlier quotes protesting The Gay still troubles many fans who want the romance we see actualized, and is often used as ammunition by those who insist any romantic reading is a fandom delusion. TPTB not only denied any possibility of a Sherlock/John romance, they often sounded irritated, as if the mere idea of their two main characters falling in love was ludicrous. (I mean, anyone would get irritated after being asked the same question for the hundredth time, but that’s beside the point.)

Moffat and Gatiss knew the issue of Sherlock and John and sexual/romantic attraction was a hot topic. And that’s not all – they pay pretty close attention to lots of popular pairings and inside jokes in the fandom. In TEH, they decided to have a little fun with fans by including a few fantasy kisses. 

If Moffat and Gatiss were truly that tired of getting the Sherlock/John question; if they really do just get their shits and giggles queerbaiting on an epic scale; if they wanted to simultaneously give Johnlockers their fantasy moment without actualizing it…well, they missed a golden opportunity.

If an explanation for the fall was the number one scene fans were anticipating in TEH, Sherlock and John’s reunion was a close second. Why not have a little fun with audience expectations and theories on that, too? Why didn’t we see Sherlock strut over to that table in his waiter getup and whip off those glasses, causing John to gasp and get shakily to his feet, staring at Sherlock with tear-filled eyes, then grabbing him an epic liplock that has restaurant patrons cheering before cutting to Mycroft rolling his eyes at Anthea and saying “I think you’ve been reading too much Nora Roberts, dear…”?

If they truly don’t intend to ever actualize the romance, this was their opportunity to have their cake and eat it too – acknowledge the fans and give them what (they think) we want, but not “go there.” In fact, if you check out the Sherlock forums out there where fans aren’t so much invested in ships and mostly debate plot and the mysteries, many expressed mild surprise after TEH that even the Sherlock/Jim ship got a nod, but not Sherlock/John. 

That footage doesn’t exist for a reason.


I’m not tagging this at all, so if it ends up in a ship tag, please know that my intent here isn’t to hate on any ship. 


if Greg Lestrade dies then what is the point in anything trees are not real and dogs live in space 


"Oh, Sherlock."

Watercolour for September’s “Let’s Draw Sherlock" Challenge: Characters when they think no one’s looking! The lineart for the piece can be found here.


"Oh, Sherlock."

Watercolour for September’s “Let’s Draw Sherlock" Challenge: Characters when they think no one’s looking! The lineart for the piece can be found here.


john grew up in the 80s and 90s when homophobia was rampant

he wanted to be a doctor and there were posters on every corner warning people about the “gay plague”

his sister is queer and an alcoholic and we know nothing about their relationship with their parents

but you’re right, a man his age has no reason to be closeted, right?

The Imitation Game photocall at the 2014 Toronto Film Festival

"There are men and women in all of those torpedoes, Captain. I put them there." 



At first he srs’d but then he lol’d


At first he srs’d but then he lol’d

Add in your own language

  1. English: I love you
  2. German: Ich liebe dich.
  3. Portuguese: Eu amo-te
  4. Brazilian: Eu te amo
  5. Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  6. Harry Potter: Always
  7. Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  8. Dean: Don't ever change.
  9. Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  10. Hungarian: Szeretlek
  11. Persian: Doostet daram
  12. Czech: Miluju tě
  13. Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  14. Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  15. Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  16. Italian: Ti amo~
  17. Spanish: Te amo.
  18. Loki: You have heart.
  19. Augustus Waters: Okay?
  20. Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
  21. Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
  22. Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
  23. Peeta: I don't want to forget
  24. Katniss: Real
  25. Sherlock: You're an idiot.
  26. John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
  27. Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
  28. The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
  29. Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
  30. Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
  31. Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
  32. Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
  33. Star Wars: I know
  34. Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
  35. Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
  36. Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
  37. Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
  38. Sam Winchester: Jerk
  39. Dean Winchester: Bitch
  40. Cas: We share a profound bond
  41. Captain Hook: You are my bean.
  42. Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
  43. Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
  44. Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
  45. Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
  46. Loki: Sentiment
  48. Odin: HUARGH
  49. Coulson: I watched you while you slept
  50. Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
  51. Link: Hyah
  52. Dan Howell: No homo.
  53. Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
  54. Troye Sivan: I hate him, I literally hate him
  55. Tanith Low: I like steak. Can't go wrong with steak.
  56. Ghastly Bespoke: Steak it is.


That’s the face of a man who’s 500% done with everything.


like we all know that john and sherlock would be so in love and passionate with each other, but there would also be mellow, quiet days when they’d start with routinely kissing each other good morning, softly leaning their shoulders together while brushing teeth, chattering and…